Schiff Gets Probed

‘FEDS Probe Adam Schiff Dressed like Egyptian at Bizarre “Sacrifice” Parties at Ed Buck’s Meth Mansion.’

Yup! That’s the headline. But Chainsaw said “It was nothing like that at all. We are just Shriner’s. We were having a local Shriner’s annual meeting”, pausing… his eye’s searching for something more to say. “Just look at our leaders fez hat!”

When questioned about accusations concerning the meth, Chainsaw questions back “Meth? Oh that wasn’t meth, that was rock candy”.

“What about that that statue of Anubis, the Egyptian Protector of the Dead?” continued the Fed doing more interviewing.

“Chainsaw stammered some and offered, “I thought that was a big likeness of an academy award, besides, there ain’t nobody dead around here!”

“Mr. Buck’s ‘friend’ is dead… meth overdose, found face down in a pillow with his nakedness high in the air”.

Chainsaw stopped talking.

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