Who really controls Biden?
An accidental image was captured on a closed circuit secure broadcast to other figure-heads and supposed leaders within the New World Order. There, to those who were able to see the secret image witness, was the answer that so many people who ask the question. “Who is really pulling the strings behind Biden”?
When the President says “I am supposed to call on these names of reporters on this card for questions”, you now know who put them on the list.
When Biden says “I’m going to get in trouble if I stay up here”, you now know who takes his pudding away.
When his staff cuts his microphone so he can’t take questions, you know who gives that order.
It’s someone none of us even knew existed. He’s called ‘DARTH CHICKEN‘! But who is he?
Those in the intelligence community think that he is someone in disguise. The name George Soros (“it was happy times” in WWII) is always suggested.
My vote is that there was some kind of electrical mishap in the transporter. Creating a Good Chicken (Chainsaw) that had his alter ego split off and create this evil bird. Kind of a ‘Good Kirk, Bad Kirk‘.
Time will tell, but now we know just who pulls the strings out of Biden’s neck and where his choppy answers are commanded to spill out, like a ‘Chatty Cathy’
Darth Chicken has returned to the Oval Office to make some adjustments and fine tuning.
“Just a small adjustment with this tiny dial… THERE! Now! That should shorten the lag time between questions and answers…”
“Okay, now for the sleepiness during the day. I am turning up the alertness throttle stop. Almost there… ahhhh…DONE!”
“Now…I have to do something about the loss of name memories. I will open up the input microphone. Okay… test — One, two, three… okay, the meter is moving. HE IS NOT THE GENERAL, HIS NAME IS SECRETARY OF DEFENSE LLOYD AUSTIN. Hope that worked. There’s no playback with this unit.”
“Okay, let’s deal with that damn tick you have every time you speak to the press. You are always scratching your nose or forehead when you lie. Let me get the soldering iron and jump across these two post. Ohhh what a smell!”
“Let’s take ‘Look’, and ‘C’mon man’ out of your vocabulary index”.
The pool camera feed panned left momentarily and a stunning image was seen by the people still watching President Biden’s speech. It was the infamous Darth Chicken, the string puller in the White House. The Biden Remote Controller.
“Shitzen!” shouted Darth Chicken using his new Biden Remote Controller. “Put your hand down, Joe”…. Darth continued working the controls, toggle up, then left, turning up the intensity control…
“Now settle down, Joe… Don’t scratch your nose!”. his fingers spinning the impulse inducer dial…”They know that means your are hiding something!”
Darth Chicken slapped the controller hand set a time or two…”What’s wrong with these controls?… Are the batteries going out? (SLAP)… I just changed them!”… Darth continued to use the controls trying to induce signals to the President’s mental implant circuit board.
“Double-Shitzen!… I accidentally put you into whisper mode!”… Hitting all the buttons and switches to try to reverse the impulse. “Don’t lean over and whisper into the microphone… NO! NO! NO!”
Realizing the problem may not be with the controller, Darth mumbled, “I think the frequency must be conflicting with his ear bud giving him things to say!”…
Once Darth had regained control, it was time to end this continuing disaster…
“Okay… You’re done! Turn away…pay not attention to the press! March away in that funny gate you have… DON’T ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS!!!”
“TURN!!! TURN LEFT… NOT RIGHT!” said the Biden Remote Controller spinning the dial, turning the handset even to the left as if that might help.
Briefly thinking of his Hungarian life before working with NSDAP officers as a boy, he muttered, “This is why Hungarians don’t say “It’s not worth the effort”, they say “It’s worth as much as a kiss to a dead person” (Annyit ér, mint halottnak a csók).
